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Michael Jackson's secret dates with Pamela Anderson (3am 2/09/2008, Daily Mirror)

We really shouldn't be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson.

But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he'd been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson.

The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu.