WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? :

A friend, with whom I caddied, sent this joke:

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

A guy once fired me on the third hole during the Member/Member tournament, because I couldn't find a ball he hit into the gorse. He was later shotgunned to death at a golf club in Oklahoma and my fellow caddies apparently suspected me for years. Just for the record, I didn't do it. Supposedly it was a mob hit. Posted by Orrin Judd at July 30, 2002 7:27 PM